Video: Nick Offerman Recites Some Profound Shower Thoughts [gifs via]
Wanna know what’s sexy? Consent
wrong! consent is absolutely mandatory
calling it sexy does two things:
- makes consent seem like something attractive rather than required
- makes it out to be something sexual while consent is also required in non-sexual scenarios as well
consent is absolutely mandatory
plus pressuring girls into giving consent by implying that otherwise theyre not sexy
FUN STORY: my grandma lives in a city that was currently taken over by drug dealers and gangs and it’s now divided in two and my grandma is the oNLY CITIZEN IN THE WHOLE CITY who can go walking freely through both sides of the town because she used to do community work and feed the poor kids and those gang members were all fed by her so they let her come and go as she wants SO WHAT WE LEARN TODAY IS TO BE FUCKING NICE TO KIDS BC U MIGHT BE DEALING W FUTURE GANG MEMBERS
some guy on facebook tried to tell me that kat dennings’ boobs aren’t good because she’s overweight. like if that isn’t the most perfect rack/bod you’ve ever seen then get the fuck out of my face.
I never understood jerkoff dudes who think big boobs “don’t count” if the person attached to them is overweight. Like…what do you think big boobs on skinny people are made of? Air? Cotton candy? The souls of the innocent??
SHE IS PERFECTAs a ginger, my boobs are definitely made of the souls of the innocent
She’s overweight? How?
Reasons To Be Happy:
- Dead trees still stand and so can you.
- You have five fingers on each hand. One day those fingers will travel from your lap to someone else’s and that person will know all the bad stuff and still want to kiss you.
- Seasons are guaranteed when nothing else seems to be.